Airport chillin with the 6 string. Heading home.
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
but imagine browsing the makeup aisle in target and Luke the employee walks up and babbles on about the sale going on with all of their cosmetics but then adds,”but really you’d be pretty with or with-out it” as he smiles and confidently struts away knowing he just nailed that line but a few minutes later you hear a crash and that tall boy who just hit on you is now sprawled out on the floor along with the display he ran into
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
Wow this is going properly viral. Getting 1k notes every 5 minutes right now.
WHAT ARE THEY SUMMONING
Double rainbow amd lightning? Thor must be partying with the gays